The Million Dollar Strike Quiz

1. What is Squishy obsessed with?

a. NASCAR
b. Brittney Spears
c. horror movies
d. heavy metal music

2. What did Ouchie see on Mr. Zamboni’s head?

a. hair
b. a bald spot
c. a hat
d. his reflection

3. What did Squishy smell in Bowl-A-Rama?

a. rotting corpses
b. foot odor
c. perfume
d. lasagna

4. What did Mr. Zamboni chant?

a. Nillwob!
b. Bugaboo!
c. Inky dinky pinky!
d. No drive, no five!

5. What does Mr. Zamboni have in the back room?

a. rotting corpses
b. a shrine to bowling balls
c. a parallel bowling universe
d. an early automatic pinsetter

6. Who was Leslie King named after?

a. Gerald Ford
b. Richard Nixon
c. Millard Fillmore
d. Fillmore West

7. What does Mr. Zamboni think is going to happen on December 31st?

a. the ball will drop
b. the world will end
c. Gottfried Schmidt will come back to life
d. all of the above

8. Who was disguised as Pinhead?

a. Chief Strat
b. Gazebo Zamboni
c. Mayor Little
d. Cliff Dweller

9. How did Pinhead try to destroy the bowling alley?

a. with a gas bomb on the roof
b. with a bowling ball stuffed with dynamite
c. with a bowling shoe grenade
d. all of the above

10. When the safe was finally opened, what was inside?

a. nothing
b. an envelope
c. a bowling shoe
d. a million dollars

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